If you have not figured it out, this website and all of its contents are not to be taken seriously. All of it entirely is a work of satire and humor. It is not to be taken seriously–at all. Anything said about persons living or dead, fictional or real–is purely for fun. Really.
In recent years it has been appropriated by the Microsoft Corporation as a way of blocking unwanted network intrusions. This was never the purpose of personal firewalls.Source: Laying the Groundwork for Personal Firewalls (1980)